Random Un-.

One lie - Cigarettes cause cancer.
Truth is - Cigarettes cause friendly conversation amongst the sexes, which gradually leads to naked boobies, which tend to culimnate in wild passionate sex. Therefore, it should be said instead that cigarettes cause bastard children.

Long term effects of smoking - Loss of scalp and penis, or if you are a female, you'll grow a penis, and balls (big hairy ones) with worm juice as your semen.



Rape- "It's not rape, it's surprise sex. Surprise! We're having sex." - Oscar Wilde.